vagina-mom

A woman in a lesbian relationship who is the actual birth-mother of the couple's child.

Woman #1: "Bye sweetie!"
Child: "Bye mom!"
Woman #2: "Bye honey!"
Child: "Bye mom!"

Bystander #1: "Wait, who was the second woman?!"
Bystander #2: "The kid's vagina-mom."

by tangybutnice August 24, 2009