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vagimples 

Furry, sticky, gooey jizz filled vag pimples all over the vagina. Common in girls with dirty old pussys that haven't been in on the action in a while. Foul ass v-holes.
~Was good man was good?
~Dude. I was eating out this girl last night and she some nasty ass vagimples. Dude they got in my mouth. She had a old dirty pussy ache or somethin man.
~That's L-ame man.
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Vagingles 

When a female thinks about someone she's attracted to and her vagina tingles.
Becky: Are you excited to see James tonight?

Lauren: Hell yeah, I have vagingles just thinking about him!
Vagingles by BKolodzaike April 30, 2014
An unsightly vagina either due to extensively large lips (labia), reconstructive surgery or just lack of hygiene.
"So, how was her twat?"
"Dude, it was a total vagimess down there"
Vagimess by DBinSD May 19, 2010

Vagimones 

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.
Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."
Vagimones by MeHondo August 17, 2012

Vagicles 

Americanism from the Scottish word "Fannybaws". Fanny, as used in UK means, Vagina. Baws is Scottish slang for balls or testicles.

Thus, Vagicles is derived from Fannybaws
"Dont give me any of your cheek, or i`ll kick you in the vagicles"

"Why dont you fuck off Mr Vagicles"
Vagicles by Galaxian January 4, 2009

vagittles 

Any candy that is placed into a vagina with the intention of a sexual partner eating it out. The word comes from a combination of the words vagina and skittles. Other like terms include snatchburst and cunt runts.
"Guess what I had for lunch today?"
"Candy?"
"Kinda, I had vagittles."
"Skittles out of your wife?"
"No, Mike & Ikes out of my new neighbor."
"Nice."
vagittles by 8ballstud October 17, 2009

Vagimple 

A pimple anywhere in the vag area. Huge, painfull and hurts like a son of bitch. Ur eyes will water and you will walk with a gimp. You will apply ice and wonder how the hell you will explain this in the emergency room.
You will, for one second, reflect on how glad you are that it is not on your face.
Gurl, this vagimple is killing me!! It better pop soon or I'm gonna rip out my hair and stab myself in the eye.
Vagimple by pimmmpit September 21, 2012
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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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