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vagittles 

Any candy that is placed into a vagina with the intention of a sexual partner eating it out. The word comes from a combination of the words vagina and skittles. Other like terms include snatchburst and cunt runts.
"Guess what I had for lunch today?"
"Candy?"
"Kinda, I had vagittles."
"Skittles out of your wife?"
"No, Mike & Ikes out of my new neighbor."
"Nice."
vagittles by 8ballstud October 17, 2009
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tender vittles 

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.
Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.
tender vittles by wheaty December 15, 2008

Vagingles 

When a female thinks about someone she's attracted to and her vagina tingles.
Becky: Are you excited to see James tonight?

Lauren: Hell yeah, I have vagingles just thinking about him!
Vagingles by BKolodzaike April 30, 2014

Vagicles 

Americanism from the Scottish word "Fannybaws". Fanny, as used in UK means, Vagina. Baws is Scottish slang for balls or testicles.

Thus, Vagicles is derived from Fannybaws
"Dont give me any of your cheek, or i`ll kick you in the vagicles"

"Why dont you fuck off Mr Vagicles"
Vagicles by Galaxian January 4, 2009
The incorrect spelling of the word victuals (hey, grab a dictionary of you don't believe me). It is usually misspelled this way because this is how the word is pronounced.

Noun
1. any food edible to humans
plural-victuals: rations, provisions, snacks
Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe, we were gonna go rustle up some victuals (vittles), wanna come?
Billy Joe: Naw thanks, I'm full up. Just ate a squirrel I found lying in the road.
Billy Bob: HOT DAMN I want me some of them victuals!
vittles by MikeTheWise November 2, 2007

tender vittles 

mad super fly hot bitches
I'd love to get all up off in dem tender vittles.
tender vittles by noogin December 28, 2005
Any type of food that you are eating
im putting on my johnny jons and gettin some vittles
vittles by E-Trudgin April 4, 2006
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