vagicrust

The crust left by a previously wet vag

his fingers were covered in her vagicrust because he did not wash them

by Josh March 4, 2005

Vagicaster

When a woman plays air guitar with one leg up on a chair and strums between her legs.

Melanie was at the bar the other night, she was so drunk she was playing her vagicaster to the live music.

by Gallowayknowsbest May 18, 2012

Smiley Vagirus

What Miley Cyrus will show in about three years.

The paparazzi got a good shot of Miley's Smiley Vagirus when she got out of her Escallade with Puffy.

by Jean Shepherd February 25, 2008

Vagirus

A virus that infects the vagina.

Bob: "How'd it go with that girl last night?"
Ed: "Good, until I took her pants off and found out she had a vagirus!"

by shoeshe June 28, 2011

vagicushion

Resting one's hot throbbing cock between a woman's legs during 'intimate' cuddles.

last night she wasn't in the mood, but she at least let me rest it on her vagicushion

by Miraxis August 2, 2017

vacrust

The crust that resides in a vagina that has not been taken care of hygienically.

Very similar to crust underneath your eyes, but in your vagina.

Dude, Elizabeth is so dirty, she's got so much vacrust buildup.

by Ayatollah Kharimi March 25, 2009

Vagicautious

A female who is discerning about having sex. A woman who has high sexual standards.

You'll never get her in bed... She's too Vagicautious.

by Scottglick March 8, 2012