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Vagicaster 

When a woman plays air guitar with one leg up on a chair and strums between her legs.
Melanie was at the bar the other night, she was so drunk she was playing her vagicaster to the live music.

Smiley Vagirus 

What Miley Cyrus will show in about three years.
The paparazzi got a good shot of Miley's Smiley Vagirus when she got out of her Escallade with Puffy.
Smiley Vagirus by Jean Shepherd February 25, 2008
A virus that infects the vagina.
Bob: "How'd it go with that girl last night?"
Ed: "Good, until I took her pants off and found out she had a vagirus!"
Vagirus by shoeshe June 28, 2011

vagicushion 

Resting one's hot throbbing cock between a woman's legs during 'intimate' cuddles.
last night she wasn't in the mood, but she at least let me rest it on her vagicushion
vagicushion by Miraxis August 2, 2017
The crust that resides in a vagina that has not been taken care of hygienically.

Very similar to crust underneath your eyes, but in your vagina.
Dude, Elizabeth is so dirty, she's got so much vacrust buildup.
vacrust by Ayatollah Kharimi March 25, 2009

Vagicautious

A female who is discerning about having sex. A woman who has high sexual standards.
You'll never get her in bed... She's too Vagicautious.
Vagicautious by Scottglick March 8, 2012