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The crust left by a previously wet vag

his fingers were covered in her vagicrust because he did not wash them

vagicrust by Josh March 4, 2005

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Vagicaster

When a woman plays air guitar with one leg up on a chair and strums between her legs.

Melanie was at the bar the other night, she was so drunk she was playing her vagicaster to the live music.

Vagicaster by Gallowayknowsbest May 18, 2012

Related Words

vagicrust • Vag Crust • vacrust • Vagicaster • Vagicautious • vagicushion • Vagirus • Smiley Vagirus • vagina crust • vagina crustaceans

Smiley Vagirus

What Miley Cyrus will show in about three years.

The paparazzi got a good shot of Miley's Smiley Vagirus when she got out of her Escallade with Puffy.

Smiley Vagirus by Jean Shepherd February 25, 2008

Vagirus

A virus that infects the vagina.

Bob: "How'd it go with that girl last night?"
Ed: "Good, until I took her pants off and found out she had a vagirus!"

Vagirus by shoeshe June 28, 2011

vagicushion

Resting one's hot throbbing cock between a woman's legs during 'intimate' cuddles.

last night she wasn't in the mood, but she at least let me rest it on her vagicushion

vagicushion by Miraxis August 2, 2017

vacrust

The crust that resides in a vagina that has not been taken care of hygienically.

Very similar to crust underneath your eyes, but in your vagina.

Dude, Elizabeth is so dirty, she's got so much vacrust buildup.

vacrust by Ayatollah Kharimi March 25, 2009

Vagicautious

A female who is discerning about having sex. A woman who has high sexual standards.

You'll never get her in bed... She's too Vagicautious.

Vagicautious by Scottglick March 8, 2012

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026