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vagaboner 

An erection with no place to call home. Sometimes dirty or carrying baggage. Usually appears listless and unfulfilled.
"Dude, I was totally gettin' busy with Julie last nite and she started her period. Toatally left me with a raging vagaboner, bro."
vagaboner by KLRD PPL July 19, 2012
A protuberence from the hip occurring in some females which causes moderate to severe pain to whoever's lap they're sitting on.
"Hey you and that chick were gettin pretty cozy last night, huh?"

"Yeah too bad I had her vagbone up my cock."
Vagbone by Trick D January 4, 2009

Vocaboner 

The state of arousal caused by a conversation with somebody who is articulate, eloquent, and considers internet chat short forms, to be a serious cock punch to the Queen's English.

Despite some hilarious references, there is no mention of the word "vocaboner" in ACT II of The Tempest.
Her poignant rebuttal to an argument laden with conventional wisdom, gave me a raging vocaboner.

vagabond 

Wanderers

Often homeless
Jesus was a vagabond in his mid thirties and on.
vagabond by larstait October 15, 2003

vagabond 

a lone wondering person often called a drifter or a loner, unable to fit in regular socity and has no stationary home
dude drake is such a vagabond moving from city to city every week hes got no home
vagabond by Captain_Pudge April 14, 2005

vagabondary

Engaging vagabond-esque activities on a regular basis (primarily things that most would consider to fit into the category of 'ridiculous').
Timothy Ferriss (author, "The 4-Hour Workweek") is an expert at vagabondary.
vagabondary by Andrew Meredith November 19, 2007
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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