Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so
small that no
chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.
My buddy picked up this hot
chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch
said, "What
the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."