vadonk

While erect the male organ swings and strikes the female face with a great force.

While Susie was falaciating, Johny vadonks Susie in the face for talking about his mother at the breakfast table.

by MOB its hard to be a g January 17, 2008

vadonk

Another word for penis or vagina, can be used for both

You hit my vadonk!

by regalcharmander May 20, 2015

Vadong

Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.

My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."

by David Vadong July 8, 2010

Vadongle

A more feminine way of talking about a dongle, which is a hardware device attached to a computer without which a particular software program will not run: used to prevent unauthorized use.

Dick: I can't find my dongle. I hate it when my colleagues use mine without asking.
Jane: My vadongle is missing, too. Someone must have taken it to show a video.

by vadongler October 30, 2009

vadong

a person with a vagina and a dick.

i sucked his vadong so hard that he started to cry!

by kittenlicker January 11, 2008

Vadonkadonk

The term used when a chic has a massive camel toe.

Dude did you see that chics vadonkadonk ? It was so huge it was like she was trying to hide a peach in her pants

by Robstarr April 4, 2011

vadonacons

fat scary fake drag queen boobs.

Damn bitch, back up them vadonacons.

by KatieRed October 19, 2007