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The combination of a vagina and a penus. A very ugly girl. Bitch.
dude that chick is a vadildo.
vadildo by marijuana-man June 14, 2010
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Vadisdom 

Vadisdom is the learned teachings & profound words from a knowledgeable scholar of life from Russian decent.

This word originates & spawns from a fusion of the name "Vadim" and the english word "Wisdom".

Vadim being a traditionally Soviet name, and the Russian origin being known to have a wealth of "wisdom" from their extensive and colourful history stemming back to a young age growing is what lead the word "Vadisdom" to be spawned.
A person reflects wisdom to another:

"The chase is better than the catch" - that is some good Vadisdom!

"The grass is always greener until you realize its artificial" - Vadisdom!
Vadisdom by Funkessentials August 18, 2013
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A dildo for those who are in favor of vaginas. Instead of a penis shape, the vagildo takes the form of a vagina.
Excuse me sir, may I borrow your vagildo? I am in need of pleasuring myself.
Vagildo by Dinkmers December 24, 2007
1. A dildo with a vagina end, so a male and a female can interact in sexual relations without transferring body fluids. This is a great way to have sex with your lover without transmitting, Herpes, AIDs, HIV, Death, Super Herpes, The Clap, Gonorrhea, BPS (Burning Penis Syndrome), and Oh Shit my Vagniaites. Also can be used if your lover has a small penis or incredibly loose vagina resembling the sand monster from Star Warz. Specifically useful for Catholics, Asians, and abstinent idiots.

2. An extremely offensive insult.
1. Man, I'm so happy my small penised boy friend who happens to have all sorts of STD's got a Vagildo. Now we can have sex without care!

2. YOU'RE SUCH A VAGILDO. (use capital letters to emphasize the strength of your voice)

3. This Vagildo is Tail Gate Tested and Tail Gate Approved!
Vagildo by Captain Ghostbuster November 12, 2009
A strap on vagina that is used by "females" who secrete that they have a penis . Also, can be used by homosexual men for extra spice intheir relationship.
guy 1: "yo bromance you got that vagildo on yet?"
guy 2: "yeah man, this thing looks and feels so realll sheeeeet"
Vagildo by Javneet January 26, 2011
A mechanical hand that gives u hand jobs while ur in bed
oh man i want a vagildo!!!!!!!!

vagildoo 

vagildoo means when a women is dirty and doesn’t shower for long and has dirty underwear
you look like you smell like vagildoo”
vagildoo by User_*wiqoe18372@ July 11, 2022
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

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1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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