Vagildo
A dildo for those who are in favor of vaginas. Instead of a penis shape, the vagildo takes the form of a vagina.
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Vagildo
1. A dildo with a vagina end, so a male and a female can interact in sexual relations without transferring body fluids. This is a great way to have sex with your lover without transmitting, Herpes, AIDs, HIV, Death, Super Herpes, The Clap, Gonorrhea, BPS (Burning Penis Syndrome), and Oh Shit my Vagniaites. Also can be used if your lover has a small penis or incredibly loose vagina resembling the sand monster from Star Warz. Specifically useful for Catholics, Asians, and abstinent idiots.
2. An extremely offensive insult.
2. An extremely offensive insult.
1. Man, I'm so happy my small penised boy friend who happens to have all sorts of STD's got a Vagildo. Now we can have sex without care!
2. YOU'RE SUCH A VAGILDO. (use capital letters to emphasize the strength of your voice)
3. This Vagildo is Tail Gate Tested and Tail Gate Approved!
2. YOU'RE SUCH A VAGILDO. (use capital letters to emphasize the strength of your voice)
3. This Vagildo is Tail Gate Tested and Tail Gate Approved!
Vagildo by Captain Ghostbuster November 12, 2009
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vagildo by I WANT A FUKEN VAGILDO June 20, 2003
Vagilobo
Noun: The parasitic vigilanti hobos living in Bunny's vagina.
There are 5 vagilobos per vagiloba in a colony. Any number exceedng 30 vagilobi is considered an infestation.
Symptons of an infestation are an abnormal amount of vaginal gun shots and panty muffins as well as aromatic shame.
Treatment: you're doomed.
There are 5 vagilobos per vagiloba in a colony. Any number exceedng 30 vagilobi is considered an infestation.
Symptons of an infestation are an abnormal amount of vaginal gun shots and panty muffins as well as aromatic shame.
Treatment: you're doomed.
Vagilobo by JAx0R n friends May 22, 2011
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vagilonian by forthesakeofurban June 16, 2016
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