Vagildo

A dildo for those who are in favor of vaginas. Instead of a penis shape, the vagildo takes the form of a vagina.

Excuse me sir, may I borrow your vagildo? I am in need of pleasuring myself.

by Dinkmers December 24, 2007

Vagildo

1. A dildo with a vagina end, so a male and a female can interact in sexual relations without transferring body fluids. This is a great way to have sex with your lover without transmitting, Herpes, AIDs, HIV, Death, Super Herpes, The Clap, Gonorrhea, BPS (Burning Penis Syndrome), and Oh Shit my Vagniaites. Also can be used if your lover has a small penis or incredibly loose vagina resembling the sand monster from Star Warz. Specifically useful for Catholics, Asians, and abstinent idiots.

2. An extremely offensive insult.

1. Man, I'm so happy my small penised boy friend who happens to have all sorts of STD's got a Vagildo. Now we can have sex without care!

2. YOU'RE SUCH A VAGILDO. (use capital letters to emphasize the strength of your voice)

3. This Vagildo is Tail Gate Tested and Tail Gate Approved!

by Captain Ghostbuster November 12, 2009

Vagildo

A strap on vagina that is used by "females" who secrete that they have a penis . Also, can be used by homosexual men for extra spice intheir relationship.

guy 1: "yo bromance you got that vagildo on yet?"
guy 2: "yeah man, this thing looks and feels so realll sheeeeet"

by Javneet January 26, 2011

vagildo

A mechanical hand that gives u hand jobs while ur in bed

oh man i want a vagildo!!!!!!!!

by I WANT A FUKEN VAGILDO June 20, 2003

Vagindow

The range of ages of women that you can have sex with in relation to your age that fall within societal norms.

Can't be a 55 year old man with a 17 year old girl.

"Me being 27 I have a 25 age vagindow, I can tag women from 18 to 43.

by VANCECAN'TDANCE September 11, 2009

Vagilobo

Noun: The parasitic vigilanti hobos living in Bunny's vagina.

There are 5 vagilobos per vagiloba in a colony. Any number exceedng 30 vagilobi is considered an infestation.

Symptons of an infestation are an abnormal amount of vaginal gun shots and panty muffins as well as aromatic shame.

Treatment: you're doomed.

I spent the night in the downtown east-side and I think I picked up a couple of vagilobos.

by JAx0R n friends May 22, 2011

vagilonian

When a woman lets her pubes roam free and it turns into a hideous uncontrollably monster.

After being lost in the wilderness, Beth came home with a vagilonian

by forthesakeofurban June 16, 2016