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A dildo for those who are in favor of vaginas. Instead of a penis shape, the vagildo takes the form of a vagina.
Excuse me sir, may I borrow your vagildo? I am in need of pleasuring myself.
Vagildo by Dinkmers December 24, 2007
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1. A dildo with a vagina end, so a male and a female can interact in sexual relations without transferring body fluids. This is a great way to have sex with your lover without transmitting, Herpes, AIDs, HIV, Death, Super Herpes, The Clap, Gonorrhea, BPS (Burning Penis Syndrome), and Oh Shit my Vagniaites. Also can be used if your lover has a small penis or incredibly loose vagina resembling the sand monster from Star Warz. Specifically useful for Catholics, Asians, and abstinent idiots.

2. An extremely offensive insult.
1. Man, I'm so happy my small penised boy friend who happens to have all sorts of STD's got a Vagildo. Now we can have sex without care!

2. YOU'RE SUCH A VAGILDO. (use capital letters to emphasize the strength of your voice)

3. This Vagildo is Tail Gate Tested and Tail Gate Approved!
Vagildo by Captain Ghostbuster November 12, 2009
A strap on vagina that is used by "females" who secrete that they have a penis . Also, can be used by homosexual men for extra spice intheir relationship.
guy 1: "yo bromance you got that vagildo on yet?"
guy 2: "yeah man, this thing looks and feels so realll sheeeeet"
Vagildo by Javneet January 26, 2011
A mechanical hand that gives u hand jobs while ur in bed
oh man i want a vagildo!!!!!!!!
n.

1. A female who is loose in moral and sloppy in her conduct.

2. An insult- pussy, or the androgenous wimp.
1. "I hate Vagiloo! She's such a tease and sloppy taint."

2. "Just do it, you fuckin' vagiloo!"
vagiloo by ukilledthecat July 28, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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