vacuuline 

Lines left behind by vacuum cleaner on carpet.

He knew furniture had recently been moved and the carpet vacuumed, because he could see furnidents and vacuulines.

vacuuline by jwel August 13, 2010

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

vacuuming the duck by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016

Vacuumnecrophilliac 

Vacuumnecrophilliac is the instance in time when someone has sex with a dead vacuum

Patrick is a Vacuumnecrophilliac

Vacuumnecrophilliac by Braves01 December 14, 2008

vacurine poop pump 

its a vacume that sucks the shit right out of your ass

thanks to the vacurine poop pump i dont even have to get up out of bed ever again! thanks v.p.p

vacurine poop pump by Wirmjams November 4, 2019

vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job

I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

vacuuming the carpet by FatherTimeWarp November 27, 2011

Vacuuming 

An implications tha you have had or are on shrooms

I was vacuuming yesterday
Man I've been vacuuming for like three hours

Vacuuming by km_McBam April 5, 2008

vertical vacuuming

sucking up, the act of ingratiating oneself with someone to get what you want.

he got the job by vertical vacuuming the boss

vertical vacuuming by F. Lopez June 7, 2007