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Post-vaccine automobile accident on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

There are many reports of people getting into vacidents in their vehicles after being injected with Covid-19 vaccines.

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Vaccident

Post-vaccine automobile accidents on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

Person #1: My friend didn't show up after getting the jab. He told me to be at his house, but he wasn't there. I feel betrayed.

Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!

Vaccident by VinDSL April 29, 2021

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Vagidentophobia

Fear of tampons

Sally: ew you still use pads?? Why?

Keri: because I have vagidentophobia duh.
Sally: sis u needa get over that tampons are so much better.

Vagidentophobia by Squishysquid457 April 22, 2019

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vaccident

When a flu vaccine killed more people then the actual flu did.

In the US, it was a vaccident that the H1N1 flu killed one person; whereas, the vaccine killed 25.

vaccident by zortroz May 5, 2009

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vaxident

There are many reports of people getting into vaxidents in their vehicles after having received Covid-19 vaccinations.

vaxident by Shitting Pretty July 10, 2021

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vaccident

When valuables (money, jewellery) get sucked into the vaccuum by mistake.

"Did you see where my wedding ring went?"

"Sorry. There was a vaccident in the lounge room."

vaccident by JediStocky July 29, 2008

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Vaccident

Any accident which occurs while vacuuming; whether from vacuuming up valuables to a vacuum related injury or damage.

"What happened to the vase?" Sorry I hit tthe table while cleaning the house and there was a vaccident.
Example 2: the cause of death to the hamster was determined to be a vaccident.

Vaccident by Goddess Banshee April 28, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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