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vaxident 

Post-vaccine automobile accident on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.
There are many reports of people getting into vaxidents in their vehicles after having received Covid-19 vaccinations.
vaxident by Shitting Pretty July 10, 2021
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Vagidentophobia 

Sally: ew you still use pads?? Why?

Keri: because I have vagidentophobia duh.
Sally: sis u needa get over that tampons are so much better.
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vaxxident 

Post-vaccine automobile accident on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.
There are many reports of people getting into vaxxidents in their vehicles after having received Covid-19 vaccinations.
vaxxident by Shitting Pretty July 10, 2021

vacident 

Post-vaccine automobile accident on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.
There are many reports of people getting into vacidents in their vehicles after being injected with Covid-19 vaccines.
vacident by Shitting Pretty July 10, 2021