6 definitions by VinDSL
"Woke Olympics" achievement winner. The 'Wokest' of them all.
A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.
A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.
by VinDSL July 9, 2020
by VinDSL March 24, 2019
IB4TL is an acronym meaning "In Before The Lock." It's a 'game', of sorts, that people play in Internet discussion groups.
You will see this acronym used on web boards, blogs, forums, et cetera. Using it sparingly is a good strategy for boosting your post count. When you KNOW a discussion is about to be locked, you can throw a quick 'IB4TL' reply in there, and get credited as if it were a normal post, even though it is basically a useless, one-word observation.
While this is a dishonest tactic, it is generally acceptable to most moderators and admins, and the message is left to stand, as-is, towards your overall post count. High post counts are a status symbol on many sites.
The gamble is, if the thread isn't locked, it makes YOU look like a fool - a poor judge of character. Sometimes a moderator or admin will leave a discussion open, that would otherwise be locked, just to make YOU look silly. As I said, it's a 'game'...
You will see this acronym used on web boards, blogs, forums, et cetera. Using it sparingly is a good strategy for boosting your post count. When you KNOW a discussion is about to be locked, you can throw a quick 'IB4TL' reply in there, and get credited as if it were a normal post, even though it is basically a useless, one-word observation.
While this is a dishonest tactic, it is generally acceptable to most moderators and admins, and the message is left to stand, as-is, towards your overall post count. High post counts are a status symbol on many sites.
The gamble is, if the thread isn't locked, it makes YOU look like a fool - a poor judge of character. Sometimes a moderator or admin will leave a discussion open, that would otherwise be locked, just to make YOU look silly. As I said, it's a 'game'...
Troll: hi just wanna to tell everone hear u suck
Member: Then why are you here?
Troll: cuz yall sux
Member#2: Can we knock it off, please?
Troll: i like to knock u off
Member: IB4TL!
Member#2: LoL! IB4TL
Troll: waz tha mean u gay or sumpin
Moderator: That does it! I'm locking this thread. Troll, clean up your act or you'll be banned!
Member: Then why are you here?
Troll: cuz yall sux
Member#2: Can we knock it off, please?
Troll: i like to knock u off
Member: IB4TL!
Member#2: LoL! IB4TL
Troll: waz tha mean u gay or sumpin
Moderator: That does it! I'm locking this thread. Troll, clean up your act or you'll be banned!
by VinDSL November 26, 2004
by VinDSL September 13, 2020
Post-vaccine automobile accidents on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.
Person #1: My friend didn't show up after getting the jab. He told me to be at his house, but he wasn't there. I feel betrayed.
Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!
Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!
by VinDSL April 29, 2021
by VinDSL February 25, 2019