vaccuum

A misspelling of the word "vacuum"

The people on Urban Dictionary posting definitions for vacuum under vaccuum are idiots.

by Jan Loring September 6, 2010

vaccuum

When said silently, appears as though you're saying "fuck you."

The antonym of elephant shoes

When I politely asked my deaf co-worker to get the vaccuum, she didn't talk to me for a week.

by Jordan May 9, 2004

vaccuum

1)a person who sucks and blows.
2)a person that is a loser.
3)stupid, loser, retard, reject, etc.
4)a word that is not constantly used in the youth's language except when damning about chores.
5)a tool used to clean stuff in carpets, hardwood, and whatever.

1&2) mark just pushed you suuuuuuuper hard or something. you say 'YOURE A VACCUUM!'
3) or you can also tell mark 'YOURE SOOO VACCUUM!'
4) only this guy matt says it. then i said it.
5) yo! get the dirt devil and fuckin suck the dirt out the carpet or somthing!

by breatheyourAIR April 30, 2005

vaccuum

when a girl sucks on a guys cock and eat his gizz then reverses and throws it back up on him

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

virginia vaccuum

The act of sucking a steaming hot turd out of your partner's sweet asshole.

I can't believe I gave sally a Virginia vaccuum yesterday! My mouth still tastes disgusting!

by EthanScheiber November 20, 2016

virginia vaccuum

The act of sucking a fart out of your partner's asshole and then yelling "Nothing is too hard for a Dyson!"

I can't believe Jahova did a Virginia Vaccuum to me last night.

by pugsrule222 November 20, 2016

vagina vaccuum

Using a vaccuum cleaner as a last ditch effort to not pay child support when your girl doesn't take plan b and you don't have any coat hangers around.

We broke as fuck. I can't pay for child support, so I used the vagina vaccuum.

by DiddleMeDave October 12, 2017