Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
When said silently, appears as though you're saying "fuck you."

The antonym of elephant shoes
When I politely asked my deaf co-worker to get the vaccuum, she didn't talk to me for a week.
vaccuum by Jordan May 9, 2004
1)a person who sucks and blows.
2)a person that is a loser.
3)stupid, loser, retard, reject, etc.
4)a word that is not constantly used in the youth's language except when damning about chores.
5)a tool used to clean stuff in carpets, hardwood, and whatever.
1&2) mark just pushed you suuuuuuuper hard or something. you say 'YOURE A VACCUUM!'
3) or you can also tell mark 'YOURE SOOO VACCUUM!'
4) only this guy matt says it. then i said it.
5) yo! get the dirt devil and fuckin suck the dirt out the carpet or somthing!
vaccuum by breatheyourAIR April 30, 2005
when a girl sucks on a guys cock and eat his gizz then reverses and throws it back up on him
vaccuum by Anonymous April 19, 2003

vaccuum naked

A method by which a young woman learns how to become more comfortable being naked & getting touched.
Kori followed Hillary's advice & decided to vaccuum naked.

vaccuum lungs 

Able to hold an insane amount of weed smoke for a long period of time. Long enough to zero the hit.
Damn, Adam is a tank, hes got vaccuum lungs
vaccuum lungs by Adam Shatter October 6, 2005

vaccuum butter 

Butter that has absorbed all of its surrounding condoments on the piece of toast
"Hey man.... Can you passe some of that good a** jelly infused vaccuum butter."
vaccuum butter by It's ja boi May 30, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
Load more