vaccident

When a flu vaccine killed more people then the actual flu did.
In the US, it was a vaccident that the H1N1 flu killed one person; whereas, the vaccine killed 25.
by zortroz May 05, 2009
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When valuables (money, jewellery) get sucked into the vaccuum by mistake.
"Did you see where my wedding ring went?"

"Sorry. There was a vaccident in the lounge room."
by JediStocky March 31, 2006
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Vaccident

Post-vaccine automobile accidents on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.
Person #1: My friend didn't show up after getting the jab. He told me to be at his house, but he wasn't there. I feel betrayed.

Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!
by VinDSL April 29, 2021
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Any accident which occurs while vacuuming; whether from vacuuming up valuables to a vacuum related injury or damage.
"What happened to the vase?" Sorry I hit tthe table while cleaning the house and there was a vaccident.
Example 2: the cause of death to the hamster was determined to be a vaccident.
by Goddess Banshee April 28, 2010
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Timmy got the Covid shot and his death was a vaccident
by ClydeBubkis November 02, 2023
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