Vaccident 

Post-vaccine automobile accidents on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

Person #1: My friend didn't show up after getting the jab. He told me to be at his house, but he wasn't there. I feel betrayed.

Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!

Vaccident by VinDSL April 29, 2021

vaccident 

When a flu vaccine killed more people then the actual flu did.

In the US, it was a vaccident that the H1N1 flu killed one person; whereas, the vaccine killed 25.

vaccident by zortroz May 5, 2009

vaccident 

When valuables (money, jewellery) get sucked into the vaccuum by mistake.

"Did you see where my wedding ring went?"

"Sorry. There was a vaccident in the lounge room."

vaccident by JediStocky July 29, 2008

Vaccident 

Any accident which occurs while vacuuming; whether from vacuuming up valuables to a vacuum related injury or damage.

"What happened to the vase?" Sorry I hit tthe table while cleaning the house and there was a vaccident.
Example 2: the cause of death to the hamster was determined to be a vaccident.

Vaccident by Goddess Banshee April 28, 2010

Vaccident 

Died suddenly

Timmy got the Covid shot and his death was a vaccident

Vaccident by ClydeBubkis November 2, 2023

consent accident 

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.

"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".

consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

consent accident 

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.

HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022