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Vaccication 

A vacation, where the destination is a location where the vacationer is eligible to take a Covid-19 vaccine. Usually split into 2 parts for each dose of the vaccine.

Popular destinations: Texas, Arizona
"Yo Nick, you're Austin right now? What for?"
"Yeah I'm taking a vaccication for 4 weeks. California wouldn't let me take the vaccine but Texas opened up for everyone"
Vaccication by Elmo Nana March 24, 2021
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Vaccication 

Planning and taking vacations after receiving COVID-19 vaccinations.
I'm glad ya'll are vaxed and waxed because we have vaccications to take this summer!
Vaccication by kateofseattle May 19, 2021

vaccication 

Taking time off work or school after vaccination, citing vague symptoms.
Logan took a full day highschool vaccication after his second Covid booster, prompting his parents to plan the next one for a Friday.
vaccication by MikeFigurski October 27, 2022

forced vaccination 

When a company forces their employees to get a vaccination or be terminated.
I can't believe the courts in the United States are allowing forced vaccination of the covid vaccine. Everyone should have the right to choose if they want the vaccine or not and should not have to worry about loosing their job if they choose not to.
forced vaccination by jimmybomm August 12, 2021

anti-vaccination

A group of people who are in favour of bringing back diseases and doesn't care about the well being of others. A group of people who are pro-disease
Jim belongs to the anti-vaccination cult, therefore he is in favour of your kid getting a disease and dying.

Vaccination 

The administration of antigenic material to produce immunity, or close to immunity, to a disease.

Only people in third world countries who can't afford it and retarded people who either don't understand science or are religious nutjobs don't get vaccines. Some wackos still think it causes like autism - but there is absolutely no link between the two and these people are both wrong and doing damage to the research that could be getting done on the real reasons for autism.
The two rounds of vaccinations have eradicated polio from most of the countries in the world and reduced the worldwide incidence from an estimated 350,000 cases in 1988 to just over 1000 cases in 2007.

Poisson Vaccination 

When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.
Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.
Poisson Vaccination by Covido December 28, 2021