vCendo

Someone who is never online because their xbox live ran out.

What do you mean your xbox live ran out? What are you, vCendo?

by SlayerOfTsmalls April 5, 2023

vendor whore

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.

"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."

by running out of patience April 8, 2008

L Your Hardware Vendor

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

Dick Vendor

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

by richard vendor October 29, 2012

freedom vendor

Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.

You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019

vendome

A ghetto full of niggas that ride bbcs 24 7 and sell drugs its also full of black and white people mixed and they call it the cage of blacks

look at dos vendome niggas

by The grey nigga April 6, 2017

vendor trash

An item found in a role-playing game that has no practical use other than being sold to a merchant; essentially a coupon for free gold.

The gems and jewelry in the first Baldur's Gate are vendor trash.

by ACD8K September 30, 2010