vendo

An abbreviation for a vending machine

Are there any mars bars in the vendo?

vendo by pingpong May 8, 2005

Vendo

Vendor

The vendo said to meet for renewal.

Vendo by The Alpha Tate March 24, 2024

Fat vendo bitch 

Is where a male stuffs food under a womans fatrolls and then shoves his dick in her belly button which forces some of the food out.

I did the fat vendo bitch with nicole last night

Fat vendo bitch by Grand wizard of the kkk January 18, 2021

Fucking the Vendo Machine 

The act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a Coke or a Snickers.

I had to fuck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my Coke!

Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!

Fucking the Vendo Machine by idolatro15 September 23, 2009

Vendula 

An absolutely beautiful and nice creature that you can only love. She is just so nice and yeah...
Also she's from Czech Republic!!

Oh, look at that girl! She is so nice! She has to be a Vendula!

Vendula by Like apple jam August 30, 2019

vendor whore 

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.

"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."

vendor whore by running out of patience April 8, 2008

L Your Hardware Vendor 

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

L Your Hardware Vendor by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020