uval 

sexiest man alive!!!

Wow Uval is so hot!

uval by Uval May 29, 2020

uvalde 

Extreme cowardice displayed by police, security guards and other figures of authority during an ongoing mass-shooting event.

The police had ample chance to stop the carnage but they were too uvalde.

uvalde by Max Digz June 6, 2022

uvalded 

Did nothing and waited, even if it was their job and even with the presence of equipment.

Public relations response will focus on damage control.

A: Anita Alvarez fainted underwater and the lifeguards did nothing.
B: So the lifeguards uvalded?

uvalded by creationisthater June 23, 2022

Uvalde PD 

noun, singular
1) Extreme cowardice, usually due to incompetence.
2) Pussy

John is to Uvalde PD to approach stop his wife from cucking him. She's out right now getting her Uvalde PD pounded.

Uvalde PD by BasedMF June 23, 2022

Uvaldo 

Often the silent Champion to any girl in distress. Uvaldo is a true warrior unparalleled to any who challenge him. Chuck Norris calls him his "Equal". Once a child stared into Uvaldo's eyes, the poor boy started to cry. When asked what he saw he responded "the death of everyone". Uvaldo is humble and has a clear mind which allows him to see through lies. When asked "what girl does he like?" Uvaldo laughed. All girls like Uvaldo but they can't have him. As for sports... Don't challenge this guy at tennis! He walks on a whole different court than anyone else. Unlike anything else Uvaldo is the best friend anyone could ever have. When asked for help, Uvaldo goes above and beyond any expectations.

"Equal"-Chuck Norris...uvaldo
ITTS GODVALDO-Asian voice....uvaldo

Uvaldo by niggawho? September 29, 2011

Uvalde Police Department 

Uvalde Police Department; Also UPD, or Bozo Patrol. A safe place to put body armor in case you need to keep it in good shape.

Uvalde Police Department Cops, lie to the press and grieving families about failing their sworn police duties. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911, say OMG and mean it. Where you will be hauled out by your cuffed wrists for one finger of weed but an 18 year old can walk onto school grounds with a long rifle an suffer no annoying questions from B.F.L. UPD clowns. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911 and say OMG and mean it.

Uvalde Police Department by The Repurposed Male May 28, 2022

Uvalde Police 

A coward

Bro, are you really that scared of breaking a nail? It's just basketball! Go join the Uvalde Police

Uvalde Police by Invisible_Grapefruit May 27, 2022