unwig

an exclamation, useable for any situation in which you find yourself shocked, so shocked you put your wig back instead of snatching it.

firstly invented by an iconic twitter groupchat (tammie brown updates global aka tbug)

trixie mattel: “oh my god, unwig out of my station”

amelia: “trixie liked one of my tweets”
erin: “unwig, she’s going to follow you back someday”

by emeraldmattel June 7, 2018

unigab

To carry on a phone conversation unaware that the other party is no longer on the line. Sometimes this is the result of the cheek disconnect.

I was talking on my cell phone when it occurred to me that I was the only one doing any talking. I suddenly realized that the other party was no longer on the line resulting in a unigab situation.

by Kathleen G Smith February 23, 2009

unbig

Verb. To reduce in size.

June is only a month and a half away. Only 45 days left to unbig my back

by justauni May 8, 2023

unwich

A sandwich wrap made with lettuce instead of bread.

Can you grab me an unwich from Jimmy John's?

by Sally Y July 6, 2011

unWine

The most controversial wine app. So dangerous it transcends wine snobbery. Even the word snobs of Urban Dictionary are afraid to give it a definition. Maybe it is undefinable. Maybe beneath all the Fun, merit earning, level building, gamified wine app goodness, there is a darkness that the Urban Dictionary simply can not release? But it must be said! It is simply the most engaging, most addicting wine app in the world!

-Phil Collins

"This wine snob is so uptight. He should unWine!"

"After a glass, it helped my date unWine."

by ryanempire January 14, 2015

Unwifeable

Someone who isn't wife material for whatever reason

Cindy can't cook to save her life, she is so unwifeable!

by Pseudonymph2010 January 30, 2010

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent

A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)

" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED

Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "

by Vaprous September 3, 2012