Unfigureoutable 

Something that swims around and around in your head and makes you crazy, because you can never figure it out. No matter how hard you try, it remains "unfigureoutable" and usually pertains to situations that suck big donkey balls, like when your best friend's soulmate is a guy you used to sleep with.

Girl 1: Why him? How can this be? Why does the universe have such a sick sense of humor?
Girl 2: I don't know. It's unfigureoutable. You have to just accept it and move on with your life.

Unfigureoutable by S.Lacey January 16, 2014

unfigureoutable 

when you can’t figure some shit out.

i tried to understand why he was a dumbass, but it was unfigureoutable.

unfigureoutable by yonniiiii February 15, 2020

Unfigureoutable 

When something just can't be figured out. Then it is Un-Figure-Out-Able.

Nani said to Matt: 'What are women thinking?'

Matt said: 'I don't know, that's unfigureoutable.'

Unfigureoutable by Yani Gee December 6, 2012

unfigureoutably 

A way to describe or explain something that happened; though the reason it happened, or how it came about, cannot be easily, or ever be, figured out.

When “surprisingly”, then “unexplainably”, did not say exactly what I felt, my brain gave me “unfigureoutably”. It’s funny, it works, and might even be admitted into the lexicon as a funny word, a type we need more of.

unfigureoutably by but for July 5, 2022

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020