emeraldmattel's definitions

unwig

an exclamation, useable for any situation in which you find yourself shocked, so shocked you put your wig back instead of snatching it.

firstly invented by an iconic twitter groupchat (tammie brown updates global aka tbug)

trixie mattel: “oh my god, unwig out of my station”

amelia: “trixie liked one of my tweets”
erin: “unwig, she’s going to follow you back someday”

by emeraldmattel June 7, 2018

binch

a bitch, formal

ethan: “oh wow, esme’s such a binch.”

by emeraldmattel May 20, 2018