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unsheared peen 

An uncircumcised penis
Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.
unsheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

unsarcastically 

i unsarcastically love myself
unsarcastically by supahuman October 22, 2019

the unbearable lightness of genius 

the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)
when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.

unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself

unseasoned cabbage 

An unseasoned cabbage is a lazy slob that doesn't deserve your time.
Ben : how she's a bitch she must be an unseasoned cabbage

unscareable 

When you can't be scared by anything. No one or nothing is able to create fear within you.
He wasn't afraid of nothin, he was unscareable.
unscareable by GangstaMoneyG September 5, 2013