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origin: Arabic
Unser is a funny, sensitive, kind gentleman. He is a great guy to be with, and will make you laugh at everything he does. Just being around him will make you feel so great. The meaning of unser is "our friend", and also "sexy horse". He is a very friendly, enthusiastic, person who will motivate you to do amazing things. Unser will be loyal to you as long as you stay his friend. Unser is a sexy, handsome beast. They are known for their intelligence, and knowledge. They love to play sports, and usually stay off you nerves.

All of the above is true, Unser really is the hottest, funniest, sexist guy ever.

The German word for Unser means"my wild penis".
"did you see that guy"
"he's such an Unser"
unser by Unser Usif January 19, 2013
Words you can keep
person 1: I made out with Sam last night.
person 2: Thats a load of "Unser"!
Unser by Trent mark September 21, 2005
A lying degenerate who cant spell, drives around in his fathers old school lamborhini thinking he is a boss. Dont believe what he says as he is suffering from a huge inferiority complex.
Unser is a punk
Unser by thewholetruthandnothingbut September 23, 2014

Gott mit Unser 

German for "God is with us." Said to have been inscribed on German soldiers' belt buckles during World War II (which Germany lost).
'Jesus was a liberal' is the liberal version of 'Gott mit Unser'.
Gott mit Unser by Gahmuret July 12, 2006

Bows Under 

English expression meaning to have more work that you can possibly deal with. It originated with the Royal Navy and referred to those times when a ship was caught in a severe storm or hurricane. This would require the crew member to work continuously, often for extended periods with little rest, to ensure the safety of the ship. During this time the ship would have green seas coming over the bows so that it appeared as if the bows were under water. When telling of the experience once they were back on shore, the sailors would refer to the ship as being 'bows under' and gradually the expression became associated with the excessive workload incurred at the time as well, so that having an excessive workload requiring continuous application to clear became known as being 'bows under'.

The expression came to be used within the Royal Dockyards to denote times when excessive workloads were experienced. One notable occasion being 1982 when, in response to the Argentine invasion of the Falkland Islands, the Royal Dockyards fitted out ships taken up from trade for Naval service in less than six weeks, Commercial shipbuilders said that this would take more than six months for each vessel, but by carrying out the work in less than a quarter of the time quoted by commercial shipbuilders the Royal Dockyards were 'bows under'.
"This is the first weekend off I've had in six weeks! We've been bows under!"
Bows Under by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

The Crab Under the Bridge 

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.
Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

Thunder From Down Under 

Professional exotic dancers/strippers from Australia! They are So Hot!
I'd Love to see the performance of the Fantastic Thunder From Down Under!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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