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To suck the semen out of a girl's vagina after jizzing inside of it.
After realizing he made a mistake, Stevenson promptly unscrewed the fat girl from down the hall.
Unscrew by Red Joseph April 16, 2015
Words you can keep
Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself.
"Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided to use his left hand and furiously unscrew himself."
Unscrew by CLiFF June 3, 2004

Unscrew The Tip 

The act of unscrewing one's 'tip' of the penis, and putting it into a plastic case with liquid.
Peter: Ah man, i had to unscrew the tip on friday, it was proper itching

Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry
Unscrew The Tip by dr dipper January 9, 2010

Unscrewing the toothpaste

Used by Cornnbourbon to refer to masturbating. (Used in the Bioshock 2 Spam Play, Part 19)
Tatsudoshi: He was masturbating. MATURBATING. That's what he was doing. Masturbating.

Cornnbourbon: Unscrewing the toothpaste?

Unscrewulator

A screwdriver or power drill. Something that removes screws.
To have been screwed and something happens to make that not so - Unscrewulated.
That thing was in there tight, good thing I had my unscrewulator!!
Unscrewulator by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

unscrewupable 

adj (un-skrü-up-ā-bəl) - to be configured in a way that even the most daft minded idiots should not be able to perform improperly.
He's gone and ruined the unscrewupable. How does he manage to not make my drink right? Everything is pre-measured and timed to remove operator error!
unscrewupable by funkyrequiem April 12, 2011

Unscrewing your lid 

Getting laid; losing your virginity; forgetting to use protection
I heard Nick was unscrewing your lid last night after speed dating and now you're preggers. You should be securing your lid like I secured mine!
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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