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To suck the semen out of a girl's vagina after jizzing inside of it.
After realizing he made a mistake, Stevenson promptly unscrewed the fat girl from down the hall.
Unscrew by Red Joseph April 16, 2015
Words you can keep
Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself.
"Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided to use his left hand and furiously unscrew himself."
Unscrew by CLiFF June 3, 2004

Unscrew The Tip 

The act of unscrewing one's 'tip' of the penis, and putting it into a plastic case with liquid.
Peter: Ah man, i had to unscrew the tip on friday, it was proper itching

Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry
Unscrew The Tip by dr dipper January 9, 2010

Unscrewing the toothpaste

Used by Cornnbourbon to refer to masturbating. (Used in the Bioshock 2 Spam Play, Part 19)
Tatsudoshi: He was masturbating. MATURBATING. That's what he was doing. Masturbating.

Cornnbourbon: Unscrewing the toothpaste?

Unscrewulator

A screwdriver or power drill. Something that removes screws.
To have been screwed and something happens to make that not so - Unscrewulated.
That thing was in there tight, good thing I had my unscrewulator!!
Unscrewulator by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

unscrewupable 

adj (un-skrü-up-ā-bəl) - to be configured in a way that even the most daft minded idiots should not be able to perform improperly.
He's gone and ruined the unscrewupable. How does he manage to not make my drink right? Everything is pre-measured and timed to remove operator error!
unscrewupable by funkyrequiem April 12, 2011

Unscrewing your lid 

Getting laid; losing your virginity; forgetting to use protection
I heard Nick was unscrewing your lid last night after speed dating and now you're preggers. You should be securing your lid like I secured mine!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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