CLiFF's definitions

definately

The most common spelling of the word "definitely" in internet forums, comment pages, and chat rooms. If you pay attention, you will find that "definitely" is actually the second or third most common spelling. Alternatives include "definatly", "definetly", or best of all "defiantly".

Microsoft's Zune is Definately no iPod - and the person who made that digg post is definitely no English major.

by Cliff November 22, 2006

than

On the internet, this word does not exist. It is an anachronism - an attempt to hold on to the old ways of proper English. Don't bother using it. People under the age of 25 will just assume you made a typo while typing "then".

I would rather drink Drano than remember even the simplest lessons from elementary school English class. Errrrr, I mean 'I would rather drink Drano THEN remember...'

by Cliff November 9, 2006

Hurry Up The Cakes!

Speed things up or do things faster. Appeared on a Japanese t-shirt (engrish website).

DAMN, I'm so hungry.
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!

by Cliff June 5, 2005

footsniper

A person who considers themselves an excellent marksman in first person computer games, but is actually totally lacking in skill and normally ends up shooting themselves or another team mate in the foot.

Pace you're such a f#$@ing footsniper.

by cliff April 16, 2005

chicken legs

Thin bony legs. Typically found on someone who is very skinny.

Man 1: "Fat ass!"
Man 2: "What?! I'm ideal weight! At least I don't have chicken legs!"

by Cliff April 11, 2005

WTHAY

to WTHAY sb, Verb.
The welcoming of a new member to a public mailing list with the expression "Who the hell are you?", usually in a reply to his or her first post to the list.

I think you scared her off when you WTHAYed her.

by Cliff January 19, 2005

hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.

Hairy German is at it again

by CLiff January 7, 2005