unnaturally hard 

an erection resulting from the overuse of viagra or other horny pills

that old fogey is unnaturally hard

unnaturally hard by el barto January 15, 2003

Unnatural 

Going against nature
The ability to cheat death is unnatural

"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural"

Unnatural by awesomeMB9 September 25, 2020

Unnatural Beams of Light 

Unnatural Beams of Light that cover up private areas. Most commonly used to censor manga and anime.

(Girls bikini falls off)
"Dahm the unnatural beams of light!"

Unnatural Beams of Light by FUFULIGHTNING December 13, 2014

Unnatural Six 

The joy of recreationally playing with the magical properties of the number six, or toying around with its numeral when written in different languages, to arouse excitement, with the hope of experiencing an aha!

A creative question on unnatural six that may be posed is: “Give at least half a dozen solutions to ‘What is half of six?’”

Unnatural Six by Fasters April 3, 2022

unnaturality 

The act of being unnatural. In coordinance with being awkward as fuck. This happens when one does things that relate to being unnatural, such as acting very goddamn odd, extraordinarily creepy, being a disturbing bastard, and just being genuinely unnatural.

Damn that nigga Hayden is at peak unnaturality.

unnaturality by georgee foludyd August 9, 2020

unnatural 

Lying down on a couch unnaturally. Sitting up face first against the couch. Back must create a 90 degree angle Usually when passed out.

I want to pass out unnatural on a couch naked with a bottle of Irish Rose. After I did garbage-can-bowling

unnatural by billyd December 19, 2005

unnatural sex 

anal intercourse -this is another of the 'polite school' insults that actually could be used in church

rob, i saw you pulled over by that trooper; what happened?
rob: he caught me speeding, he was having unnatural sex with me!

unnatural sex by michael foolsley November 23, 2009