Definitions by awesomeMB9

Lizzo 

A drug for fat people who can't afford Ozempic. Instead of making you lose weight, listening to Lizzy makes you feel better about being fat.

Doctor: "If Ozempic is too expensive for you I can prescribe you Lizzo instead."

Lizzo by awesomeMB9 August 2, 2025

Poo 

The emotion that you feel when you need to go #2

Person 1: Are you Ok?
Person 2: I'm Poo. I was just at Taco Bell.

Poo by awesomeMB9 July 13, 2024

giant douche 

The republican nominee in a presidential election

The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.

giant douche by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

turd sandwich 

The democratic nominee in a presidential election.

Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.

turd sandwich by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

Cobblestone 

Life.

People who hate cobblestone are not grown up.

When people are grown up, they learn how great it is.

SSundee: Cobblestone=Life.
Crainer: I'm not grown up, I hate cobblestone.

Cobblestone by awesomeMB9 October 16, 2020

Republican 

Someone who does not use their brain.

Teacher: You did not get a single question right on this test.
Student: I am a republican.

Republican by awesomeMB9 October 4, 2020

Chin Diaper 

A mask worn incorrectly on the chin instead of on the face. Chin Diapers do not stop COVID-19.

Stephen Stotch: "Well it's not really a mask if you wear it down around your chin, that's a chin diaper."

Chin Diaper by awesomeMB9 October 4, 2020