Sith

Someone who deals in absolutes

Anakin: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

Obi-wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

by awesomeMB9 September 26, 2020

Republican

Someone who does not use their brain.

Teacher: You did not get a single question right on this test.
Student: I am a republican.

by awesomeMB9 October 04, 2020

Lizzo

A drug for fat people who can't afford Ozempic. Instead of making you lose weight, listening to Lizzy makes you feel better about being fat.

Doctor: "If Ozempic is too expensive for you I can prescribe you Lizzo instead."

by awesomeMB9 August 02, 2025

Chin Diaper

A mask worn incorrectly on the chin instead of on the face. Chin Diapers do not stop COVID-19.

Stephen Stotch: "Well it's not really a mask if you wear it down around your chin, that's a chin diaper."

by awesomeMB9 October 04, 2020

Absolute

Something only a Sith deals in.

"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

by awesomeMB9 September 25, 2020

Unnatural

Going against nature
The ability to cheat death is unnatural

"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural"

by awesomeMB9 September 25, 2020

Cobblestone

Life.

People who hate cobblestone are not grown up.

When people are grown up, they learn how great it is.

SSundee: Cobblestone=Life.
Crainer: I'm not grown up, I hate cobblestone.

by awesomeMB9 October 16, 2020