10 definitions by awesomeMB9

Absolute

"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

by awesomeMB9 September 26, 2020

Someone who has bad aim and cannot hit anything.

Someone missed the urinal because there is pee all over the wall. There must have been a stormtrooper in here.

by awesomeMB9 September 29, 2020

Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

Someone who does not use their brain.

Teacher: You did not get a single question right on this test.
Student: I am a republican.

by awesomeMB9 October 5, 2020

No one knows what this animal is.

Randy Marsh having sex with one of these started COVID-19.

Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*

by awesomeMB9 October 2, 2020

Going against nature
The ability to cheat death is unnatural

"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural"

by awesomeMB9 September 26, 2020

The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022