11 definitions by awesomeMB9

Pangolin

No one knows what this animal is.

Randy Marsh having sex with one of these started COVID-19.

Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*

by awesomeMB9 October 2, 2020

Life.

People who hate cobblestone are not grown up.

When people are grown up, they learn how great it is.

SSundee: Cobblestone=Life.
Crainer: I'm not grown up, I hate cobblestone.

by awesomeMB9 October 17, 2020

Someone who does not use their brain.

Teacher: You did not get a single question right on this test.
Student: I am a republican.

by awesomeMB9 October 5, 2020

Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

Someone who has bad aim and cannot hit anything.

Someone missed the urinal because there is pee all over the wall. There must have been a stormtrooper in here.

by awesomeMB9 September 29, 2020

The emotion that you feel when you need to go #2

Person 1: Are you Ok?
Person 2: I'm Poo. I was just at Taco Bell.

by awesomeMB9 July 14, 2024

"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

by awesomeMB9 September 26, 2020