People that go to university and possibly have a love for indie music like the Stone Roses or The Courteeners. The Uniwanker is not complete without one or more piece of Stone Island merchandise & in in-depth knowledge of their local football team. Uniwankers also have a tendency to repeatedly call other students Uniwankers as they cannot come to terms with themselves being one. The greater spotted uniwanker will consider themselves to have top banter, when actually it's shite. Lastly, general pains in the backside.
by Stavros15 March 14, 2016