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Uni-tasker 

An object with one function, ideally, designed to be extremely good at what it does. A waffle iron, for example, can only be used to make waffles, but it tends to make waffles extremely effectively, justifying its existence as a uni-tasker. Objects as varied as saddles to soap dishes or rice cookers can be considered uni-taskers.
The only uni-tasker allowed in your kitchen is a fire extinguisher.
Uni-tasker by ElectricSpecter November 14, 2009
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unitasking 

To do one thing at a time. The opposite of multitasking.
Mike loved unitasking despite never meeting his targets because of it. Each time someone talked to him he had to switch off his computer in case he would multitask by accident.
unitasking by pojdnc May 31, 2010

Unitasking 

What mothers, sales clerks and admin assistants have absolutely no possibility of ever trying. Ever.
Emma: Can you hold on a sec please, I'm trying to concentrate on this email to the president you asked me to compose.

Emma's boss: What? You think I pay you to sit around unitasking?!? I want all eight of these things done right now! Yesterday, in fact!
Unitasking by Veranda Collingwood January 13, 2013

Uniwanker 

People that go to university and possibly have a love for indie music like the Stone Roses or The Courteeners. The Uniwanker is not complete without one or more piece of Stone Island merchandise & in in-depth knowledge of their local football team. Uniwankers also have a tendency to repeatedly call other students Uniwankers as they cannot come to terms with themselves being one. The greater spotted uniwanker will consider themselves to have top banter, when actually it's shite. Lastly, general pains in the backside.
That guy over there looks like a complete Uniwanker.
Uniwanker by Stavros15 July 27, 2016

UniTater 

Me
OMG LOOK AT THAT AWESOMENESS IT IS A TOTAL UniTater!!
UniTater by The UniTater May 31, 2016

Unitater 

It's a mixture between a Potato and a Unicorn, some people call it a "Unitato" but instead of potato, it is potater, and you can call people that who are so awesome!
Person 1: "OHH Look THAT THE UNITATER OVER THERE!"
Person 2: "IKR, i wish iwere a unitater"
Unitater by The UniTater May 24, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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