Uniwanker 

People that go to university and possibly have a love for indie music like the Stone Roses or The Courteeners. The Uniwanker is not complete without one or more piece of Stone Island merchandise & in in-depth knowledge of their local football team. Uniwankers also have a tendency to repeatedly call other students Uniwankers as they cannot come to terms with themselves being one. The greater spotted uniwanker will consider themselves to have top banter, when actually it's shite. Lastly, general pains in the backside.

That guy over there looks like a complete Uniwanker.

Uniwanker by Stavros15 July 27, 2016

unitasker 

someone who does one thing at a time, not able to do more than one thing at a time

I can't multitask, I'm a unitasker

unitasker by jeffreygus February 16, 2010

UnWankered

The state entered when you drink so damn much that you will actually become sober again.

ah no i have to drive home but i'm too pissed to sober up in time, guess i'll just have to get UnWankered...

UnWankered by Merlin the pig July 15, 2007

unibanger 

A police groupie (from "uniform" and "bang{copulate}"

" I knew she was a unibanger when I saw her atop the policman on her desk"

unibanger by Julie Groman April 26, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022