Uniwanker 

People that go to university and possibly have a love for indie music like the Stone Roses or The Courteeners. The Uniwanker is not complete without one or more piece of Stone Island merchandise & in in-depth knowledge of their local football team. Uniwankers also have a tendency to repeatedly call other students Uniwankers as they cannot come to terms with themselves being one. The greater spotted uniwanker will consider themselves to have top banter, when actually it's shite. Lastly, general pains in the backside.

That guy over there looks like a complete Uniwanker.

Uniwanker by Stavros15 July 27, 2016

unitasker 

someone who does one thing at a time, not able to do more than one thing at a time

I can't multitask, I'm a unitasker

unitasker by jeffreygus February 16, 2010

UnWankered

The state entered when you drink so damn much that you will actually become sober again.

ah no i have to drive home but i'm too pissed to sober up in time, guess i'll just have to get UnWankered...

UnWankered by Merlin the pig July 15, 2007

unibanger 

A police groupie (from "uniform" and "bang{copulate}"

" I knew she was a unibanger when I saw her atop the policman on her desk"

unibanger by Julie Groman April 26, 2003