univai

group of universes

Do you think Tom will ever discover another univai?

by Brastard June 23, 2008

Emotionally Unavailable

Emotionally Unavailable: Partner who create barriers to intimacy and can make you feel unloved or unwanted. Emotionally Unavailable people find it hard to make time for friends and loved ones. Emotionally unavailable people are sometimes addicts; Whether the addiction is to work, drugs, food, television, exercise, a hobby or the Internet, it will take up a considerable amount of time and energy and leave little time for you. Always criticizes you. Full of excuses for why they cannot be there with you, do things with you, or be available to you for support, than they are emotionally unavailable. When you are emotionally unavailable, sharing feelings within the relationship is avoided and if you bring it up, you’re often mocked as being “hysterical”, “overly emotional” or just plain “silly.” If your partner has a private life (Secret Keeper) from which you are excluded, there are probably serious trust issues which undermine the emotional connection.

Me: Honey, would you like to go to the Christmas Concert with me and the little one?
Him: No
Me: Why don't you ever do things with us as a family?
Him: I don't feel like it.

Me: Hey baby! Why are you so secretive?
Him: Its my personal private business.
Me: Why would you need to hide anything from me.
Him: Stop bi**ing!
Me: You're Emotionally Unavailable and hiding something!

by MisT May 7, 2013

Univist

An individual who thinks they are better than everyone else because they attend a prestigious university.

My univist girlfriend won't come visit me at my community college.

by Bruha October 25, 2010

emotionally unavailable

Despite a person being outwardly single and engaging in friendly conversation and coffee and no visible sign of no girl friend or fiancée, the object of one's desire turns out to either have a twisted trail of past romances or some one who they are still deeply connected with who is not so buried in their heart.

Alice really liked Bob, but it turned out Bob still had a thing for Eve, whom he's last seen a year ago and couldn't let go thus being emotionally unavailable

by Bob_bob April 15, 2013

Unimaid

half unicorn half mermaid, friend to the unicorn, has the ability to breathe underwater, and fly, can swim, and has majestic ways
- friends with 'charlie the unicorn'
very rare creatures, but once found they seem to be extremely happy and beautiful.

caution: they pee rainbows when they are excited (rainbows do not include 'pot of gold')

oh hey! im a unimaid

we can fly to Australia to swim and visit charlie the unicorn because im a unimaid!

by UNICORN&UNIMAID December 11, 2011

Noticiero Univision

A spanish news show watched by virtually every Mexican adult. Stories usually deal with stuff like deaths, politics, and immigration. It's aimed towards mexican adults that don't watch other news or read the newspaper (they're not in spanish after all), and pretty much everything on there is outdated or insignificant.

I personally hate it because it unfortunately used to come on at the same time as spongebob

Parent: Voy a mirar las noticias (I'm going to watch the news)

Noticiero Univision: Nuevo technologia, llamada "Xbox live" hace possible jugar juegos con personas por todas partes del mundo (new technology called xbox live makes possible playing games with people in all parts of the word)

Me: HOW IS THIS NEWS?!

True story

by Critical Acclaim July 30, 2009

Univirgin

One who has never been to Universal studios theme park.

Dude 1: "oh my god! a Jurassic park ride!"

Dude 2: "Dude, you must be a Univirgin."

by Zooblin June 29, 2011