unicycled 

Another word for a par.
When a person can't come back from a cuss, you can then say that they have been unicycled

oli:what's wrong with a chode?
joe: ask niamh!
finbo: you got unicycled

unicycled by 'raawwr' April 9, 2010

Unicycle Sam 

Jtown's most popular attraction. Such an amazing unicyclist his sets go for not 1, not 2, but 3 whole hours. Rides around with a little monkey attached to a chain and yells "WILD MONKEY" and gets the kids going crazy. May or may not have injured pedestrians. 40% chance he is addicted to heroin (this is Jtown after all). Notable appearances include the 2013 NUC in Butler PA and the 2017 Potatofest in Ebensburg PA. Popular with the players of the online videogame TagPro.

Unicycle Sam screams at the kids "WILD MONEKY WILD MONKEY!!!" while noshing on some chicken balls

Unicycle Sam by xXLoNgIsLaNdGaLXx September 26, 2017

The Unicycle Massacre of 1993 

A fictional event that happened in the state of Wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. You be the judge!

Person 1: Dude how horrible was Hurricane Katrina?

Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!

The Unicycle Massacre of 1993 by Joe Vice City Yablonski November 26, 2009

Dick Unicycle 

A sexual position in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's vagina and proceeds to curl back upon himself, grasping his ankles with his hands to form a human "wheel." This position ought to be held for a period of no less than 10 minutes, after which the rider dismounts and no one is satisfied.

Linda: Are you coming to my bat mitzvah potluck this weekend?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've a got dick unicycle to ride.

Linda: Is the dick unicycle really all it's cracked up to be?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, I have really weak wrists

Linda: Why is Stuart all covered in mud? Did he fall outside?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, we were doing the dick unicycle in the rain

Dick Unicycle by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018

unicycle 

A one wheeled vehicle powered by usually by pedals (there are motor driven ones) with a seat and frame extending from the wheel.

Man, UNICYCLES FUCKING ROCK YO ASS!

unicycle by Pirate Dan June 2, 2003

Unicycle Johnson 

Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.

Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.

Unicycle Johnson by Bryan McCabe August 28, 2008

unicycle wedgie 

when you ride a unicycle for a long time and ur balls start to burn and you get a wedgie that hurts you butthole

Im sore from the unicycle wedgie last night.

unicycle wedgie by sexyninja69 February 2, 2009