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Untied States of America 

What happens when you depend solely on Microsoft Word's spelling and grammar check to fix your hastily written essay, but Word won't highlight Untied States of America, so your professor fails you instantly.
Why did you drop Dr. Sweet's class?" "Because he failed me." "Why did he fail you?!" "Because he brought me to the front of class, pointed to 'Untied States of America' in my paper, and asked me to point on a map where this country was." "Wow you're an idiot for not proofreading!
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Unctuellectual 

A portmanteau of "unctuous" and "intellectual", an "unctuellectual" is typically a slimy talking-head who makes a living promoting a political agenda after being elevated to prominence on phony accolades. E.g., marxist university professors and modern art critics.
Noam Chomsky is American's premier communist unctuellectual.
Unctuellectual by Bezzle Bedeviled November 8, 2019

unchieee 

to call your mate or your girly best friend

can be used to satirize someone whose too much over at something
heyyyyyy my unchieee

OMG!!!!!! SHE IS SOOOOOOOOO UNCHIEEE
unchieee by Bathroom Thinker July 5, 2018

Unchievement 

1) An award or accolade given to someone for being bad at something.
2) An action performed so miserably, you deserve a medal for how bad it is.
After wearing galoshes every day to school, Ed recieved the "Worst Dressed" unchievement in his yearbook.

When Sara messed up her cupcake recipie, her oven exploded. Unchievement.
Unchievement by SKYGONZ October 12, 2011
Seen on some bumper stickers in west central Flevoland:
Dyslexics Untie!
untie by Chris0101 December 25, 2007

your socks are untied 

basically a stupid ass thing that people say to each other in school to make another person think their shoes are untied but they say socks instead.
douche: excuse me, your socks are untied.

moron ass bitch: *looks down at shoes*