unction 

the function when it’s fucking sick and awesome

damn my uncle loveeees the unction

unction by beeeptooot March 12, 2024

unction 

unc + function

1. A gathering of old people.

2. A gathering that is thematically similar to one primarily attended by old people.

Cribbage night? Bro's going to the unction.

unction by floppa_x_bingus July 11, 2025

unction

1. Movement Used by a Uncle
2. A motion or action usually exhibited by an Unc or Uncle.

Ain't no way. Bro just hit an Unction.

unction by drockmansss October 27, 2025

unction junction function 

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.

I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

unction junction function by slssfw May 22, 2005

Extreme Unction

An alcoholic beverage consisting of large amounts of Absinthe mixed with red gaterode or substitute red liquid. So named for the possibility of needing extreme unction after drinking these tasty concoction.

Dude, did you pass out last night after drinking that extreme unction?

Extreme Unction by daniel winchester November 5, 2009

Uctions 

(uk'shen)~Noun. A phrase used to describe any odd event that occurs. Also known to have healing and magical properties as well as curing a rare case of spasms. Often times it can cause massive explosions.

1. Looks are decieaving when Uctions are involved.

2. Iv'e got big Uctions!

3. We ain't afraid of no Uctions!

4. Only Uctions can save the king!

Uctions by Fiercedeity18 July 20, 2007

Durban Uictionary 

.noitanalpxe na deen tnod uoY

Durban Uictionary si ytterp looc!

Durban Uictionary by Why_is_it_called PSEYDONYM November 7, 2019