uncel jimmy

someone you're related to that appears in your basements no matter where you live he will be watching.

he takes many forms including that sneaky dog looking out someone's window at you wanting toes.

he sneaks because he wants to eat your toes SAVE YOUR TOES !!!!!!!!!!

jimmy nephew: why you on the ground uncel jimmy

jimmy: I want yo toes !!!!!!!!!!!!

by uncel jimmy May 19, 2020

Uncle Jimmy Steamboat

An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.

Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by pieslorde July 11, 2016

Uncle Jimmy Fingers

When your perverted uncle repeatedly attempts to grope and fondle you at a family get together.

Mom will you please tell Uncle Jimmy Fingers to keep his hands out from under my skirt.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Uncle Jimmy

The act of sticking a spoon up someone's anus, hence the uncle in the name, and then jimmying it around so as to rupture the colon.

"Did you hear what happened to Frank?"
"Yeah man, some guy gave him an Uncle Jimmy and it almost killed him."

by Civil Barbarian January 5, 2017

Uncle Jimmy

The largest and most profound rapist ever.
He currently resides in Sweeden

The rape rates have gone up massively, must have been Uncle Jimmy

by Uncle Jimmy from Sweeden March 12, 2020

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

by Urban alien March 9, 2021

Uncle Jimmy

A large gut/stomach usually caused after years of excessive drinking, or lack of excercise.

Dude, that guy on the beach...his Uncle Jimmy is huge.

Man, everybody's got an Uncle Jimmy with the size of his fat ass.

by Canute October 16, 2006