uncel 

"Unwitting Celibate", or "Unconscious Celibate": A male victimized into copulatory impotence, or sterility, by his female companion, who uses some form of artificial (usually hormone-based) birth control. An 'uncel' may be prone, in fits of self-aggrandizing braggadocio, to describe as 'incel' anyone who questions postlib Western sexual practices. If bugs could talk, victims of the wiki:sterile insect technique would likely adopt typical uncel behavior.

Mark's started calling himself an 'uncel', because his girlfriend won't stop taking the pill.

Look at that poor uncel, 20 years of non-procreative life chained to that nu-feminist vixen!

uncel by TimeGardener June 16, 2018

Uncel 

An ex-incel who's bisexual enough to choose homosexuality because of their hatred of the opposite sex.

An "unknowing, unaware, unwitting celibate" who masks a sexual dysfunction by pairing it with a bad relationship, and then blaming the partner, family, or an 'other'.
Their post-incel status is usually their primary personality trait, and announcing their genital's activity levels is a source of pride. They are offended by the thought nobody really cares about their sex life.

"Hi Nate..."
"FUHMALES AREN'T AN OPPORTUNITY, SO HAVE TO DATE MEN!"
"That's because they're people, not 'opportunities'. You sound like an uncel."
"Not true! I get lots of gay sex."
"Not incel, UNCEL. Just admit you like dick and stop hatin on the hoes."

"Hi Nancy..."
"I'M GAY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I KISS GIRLS I HAVE GAY SEX IM'..."
"Yes I know, everyone knows. Do you have to do the uncel script on blast all the time?"

Uncel by Zero Zed February 7, 2025

uncel jimmy

someone you're related to that appears in your basements no matter where you live he will be watching.

he takes many forms including that sneaky dog looking out someone's window at you wanting toes.

he sneaks because he wants to eat your toes SAVE YOUR TOES !!!!!!!!!!

jimmy nephew: why you on the ground uncel jimmy

jimmy: I want yo toes !!!!!!!!!!!!

uncel jimmy by uncel jimmy May 19, 2020

uncel dan 

is a veary goud sentry man

Uncel dan is a veary goud ninjaneer

uncel dan by a veary goud sentry man November 6, 2019

Uncle OVERWIT 

Uncle OVERWIT, every family has an Uncle OVERWIT. Uncle OVERWIT is that one uncle that's always partying, talking loud, drunk, eating, sleeping, in jail and let's you get away with just about anything.

We need to have an intervention with uncle OVERWIT before he gets locked up for DUI again.

Mom, Uncle OVERWIT ate the steak you told everybody not to touch.

I'm having a party this Saturday if you want to come, don't tell your uncle OVERWIT, he demolished all the liquor last time.

Even though your uncle OVERWIT is always messing up, he don't mess around cooking on the grill.

Uncle OVERWIT by Mr.OVERWIT January 22, 2018

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother 

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.

It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother by Starchylde May 15, 2016

uncle duncle 

to take a shite

hey i'm busting for a shite hurry up in the bathroom i need to go see uncle duncle asap.

uncle duncle by Dan the Man From Manchester May 6, 2018