Definitions by Canute

Royal Todd 

A middle-aged man, who has recently gone through a divorce and most likely has children, now decides to fit in with young hipsters to retain his youthful life.

Dude. That one guy over there is too old. He's like a dad trying to fit in with his kids by wearing a Vans and a Paul Frank hoodie. He's totally a Royal Todd.

Royal Todd by Canute January 17, 2009

begarble 

the act of excessive conversation

You begarble too fucking much! Shut your goddamn mouth!

begarble by Canute October 16, 2006

Uncle Jimmy

A large gut/stomach usually caused after years of excessive drinking, or lack of excercise.

Dude, that guy on the beach...his Uncle Jimmy is huge.

Man, everybody's got an Uncle Jimmy with the size of his fat ass.

Uncle Jimmy by Canute October 16, 2006

Steaks & Chops 

A hot/attractive girl.

Damn, look at that girl over there...she's steaks & chops.

Steaks & Chops by Canute October 16, 2006