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the unbearable lightness of genius 

the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)
when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.

UNBEATABLEB3N 

an amazing well known gamer who is loved by all, one of the best quickscopers ever seen
"wtf it UNBEATABLEB3N join his game sesh and no scope his ass"
UNBEATABLEB3N by ben chmura May 16, 2010

Unbeatable Game 

Before bed, take two shots of NyQuil and chug a beer. After this, attempt to jerk off. No matter how it ends, you win.
"Last night, I played the unbeatable game. Best night of sleep I've gotten in quite a while."
Unbeatable Game by iamthelaw September 20, 2009

Unbeatable Vow 

A vow taken by someone that they will not beat off (masturbate) until a goal that they have set for themselves has been achieved. It is a method of motivation, used mostly by athletes.
I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I beat Conner in a race.

I need an A this quarter, I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I do so!
Unbeatable Vow by CHS XC October 1, 2010

Unbearable Life 

A drinking game. Every time you remember you're alive, you take a drink.
Fletcher: I don't think I did well on this last test, and I have three tests next week on the same day. Fuck my life.

Tyler: Might as well play Unbearable Life until you forget about it!
Unbearable Life by FabbyFuBz January 14, 2011

Unbearable 

A mother who doesn't call you names and is nice to you, doesn't call the cops on you is somehow still overbearing and hard to love.
The girl claims her mother was unbearable to be around despite being treated nice to the point of babying.
Unbearable by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018