A greeting you give when you want it to be echoed back. So in some instances many people will respond to one umpla.
by Sam Hawkins October 9, 2007
Get the umpla mug.Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!
Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.
Money can’t buy everything!
This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.
That’s what she said!!!!!!
It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:
“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.
The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.
Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!
Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.
Money can’t buy everything!
This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.
That’s what she said!!!!!!
It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:
“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.
The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.
Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.
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In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.
No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for.
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