umpla 

A greeting you give when you want it to be echoed back. So in some instances many people will respond to one umpla.

‘Umpla’ Followed by many other umplas.

umpla by Sam Hawkins October 9, 2007

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly 

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!

Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.

Money can’t buy everything!

This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.

That’s what she said!!!!!!

It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:

“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.

The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.

Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.

On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023

Sunlit Uplands 

In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.

No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for.

Knobends!

Sunlit Uplands by Ultra Vires May 24, 2022

umpah umpah

fuck if i know what umpah umpah means but Red Velvet made a song called umpah umpah

"stream my wendy umpah umpah fancam"

"yasss wendy so skinny"

umpah umpah by fat fucking pussy lips August 25, 2019

uplage 

used to make your cat jump up on the sofa, or to move ppls legs who are lying on the sofa so you cant sit down

me: uplage cat!
cat: fuck off!

or
me: dude uplage
dude: nah

uplage by domizzle May 23, 2006

upland high school 

A public school with a bunch of white fck boys, hot Cheeto loving hoes, and black people who think they can rap....only 5% of the girls are attractive there but there all snakes, the parties are gay and get rolled by the cops and everyone thinks ther hot shi*t

Upland High school a public school

upland high school by The fag December 3, 2015

Umlauts 

Childhood nickname Jason Stiles has for Lorelai Gilmore on the Popular TV Show "Gilmore Girls"

Lorelai: "DIGGER!"
Jason: "UMLAUTS!"
Lorelai: "I can not belive you just called me Umlauts!"

Umlauts by Lauren Parks March 17, 2008