Skip to main content

followed

getting “followed” by a car home and being scared af about it
Cole was followed home by a Nissan and then a weak later his house got shot up
by BigGrunge May 24, 2022
mugGet the followed mug.

followed through

When you shoot a basketball and you ark your shooting arm in such a way it forms a "dangling flopper" allowing for the shot to be made every time
by Hunter master race August 15, 2016
mugGet the followed through mug.

Gas followed by mass

Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.

You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.

Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.

Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.

Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!

Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
mugGet the Gas followed by mass mug.

Fake Followed

An occurrence, primarily on twitter, where an individual is followed by a fake or untraceable identity. Most of these fake followers do not have a bio, have no listed tweets, and do not have a profile picture larger than a thumbnail size photograph.
I got fake followed today by Hyacinth Tortorella.

Dude, half of my followers are fake.

If you just got followed by somebody with a European sounding name and you don't know them, you probably just got fake followed, my friend.
by Brexle October 29, 2010
mugGet the Fake Followed mug.

Pedo-Followed

Being stalked or followed by a pedophile on a social networking or blogging site.
Hey, skater27 where do you live, id like to meet you.
Holy crap dude I just got Pedo-Followed.
by ToadSage27 May 3, 2009
mugGet the Pedo-Followed mug.

A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check

When you feel AMAZING because you finally got a word published in the Urban Dictionary, but that quickly fades because you realize your a 24 year old who has no job or money, who still live with his parents, and who is still in the 9th Grade because you can't pass Freshman English. Now you feel depressed.
You: BRO,BRO,BRO. Check this out, i got something published in the Urban Dictionary.
Friend:How long has that taken you?
You:*depressed*15 years.
Friend:How long has it taken you to pass English?
*A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check.*
*you burst out in tears and start strangling your friend*
by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018
mugGet the A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check mug.

being followed

a term used to describe a woman with a fat ass
“yoh, she’s being followed. there’s at least 4 disciples behind her”
by Jesus of Arabia September 22, 2023
mugGet the being followed mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email