umecker 

someone who likes to give blowjobs to spidermonkeys.

she is a total umecker.

umecker by theman45454 June 23, 2009

Bob Uecker 

One of the most legendary baseball announcers of all time. Born in 1935, Uecker was raised in Milwaukee, WI. Uecker played major league baseball for 5 seasons, stretching from 1962 to 1967. Career highlights include being "intentionally" walked by Sandy Koufax and getting out of rundown against the mets. He is also an established comedian and actor. His words are that of pure greatness, similar to ones of a deity. Uecker has numerous famous quotes like, "Juuuuust a bit outside" and "Heeey Struck him out". (Uecker actually says He but in excitement it turns out to be Hey) Bob Uecker won the Ford C. Frick award in 2003 and is a Milwaukee Brewer Hall-of-Fame member. Bob Uecker is more than likely a disciple of God, and one of the greatest men to every grace this beautiful earth.

Bob Uecker -- "Get up, Get up, Get outta here, Gone!!!!"

Bob Uecker by Mitchell-Francis June 23, 2010

Uecker

To cut someone's head off, then fornicate the hole left from the decapitation. (it is generally used to describe someone that just got totally owned)

After double-flawless-ing Jake in Mortal Kombat, Matt exclaimed, "bitch! You just got UECKERED!!!"

Uecker by The Gork October 25, 2007

Uecker

To cut someone's head off, then fornicate the hole left from the decapitation. (it is generally used to describe someone that just got totally owned)

After double-flawless-ing Jake in Mortal Kombat, Matt exclaimed, "bitch! You just got UECKERED!!!"

Uecker by The Gork October 23, 2007

Uecker

a name for an extremely fucked up motherfucking bitch who has a chod and yells at people for pointless reasons that no one not even God knows. Also hates the word quack and anyone who pronounces the last name rosicky Raw-sick-ee. If you know some who is a uecker chances are they are the Antichrist and have dyke orgies at the nearest gay bar. Approach with caution. If you see one alert authorities before it is too late.

"hey, that teacher is definitely a big uecker, plus it looks she has been worshipping the devil.

Uecker by the one true harrrypothead November 20, 2013

Uecker

To throw back; chug a beer, fast as humanly possible.

It's time to Uecker one!

Uecker by DgrandBigFelts April 23, 2019

samantha uecker 

A extremely sexy brunette and good with giving heads, but be carful she can hit hard!

Ask samantha uecker for a favor;)

samantha uecker by Corn dog November 14, 2013