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TBS's "attempt" at a late-night television show. Usually not very funny, although it is listed as a comedy. Ruins most peoples opinions of George Lopez, although he wasn't very funny to begin with.
Jim - "Wanna watch Lopez tonight?"
Jake - "I would rather be mulled by thousands of tigers, ripped in half.....the long way, and then be set on fire."
by Mitchell-Francis June 22, 2010
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An explosion of energy by one usually acquired through sex, football, or other fun-like activities.
I'm excited, no I'm more than excited. I'm jimmy jacked.
by Mitchell-Francis June 6, 2010
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One of the most legendary baseball announcers of all time. Born in 1935, Uecker was raised in Milwaukee, WI. Uecker played major league baseball for 5 seasons, stretching from 1962 to 1967. Career highlights include being "intentionally" walked by Sandy Koufax and getting out of rundown against the mets. He is also an established comedian and actor. His words are that of pure greatness, similar to ones of a deity. Uecker has numerous famous quotes like, "Juuuuust a bit outside" and "Heeey Struck him out". (Uecker actually says He but in excitement it turns out to be Hey) Bob Uecker won the Ford C. Frick award in 2003 and is a Milwaukee Brewer Hall-of-Fame member. Bob Uecker is more than likely a disciple of God, and one of the greatest men to every grace this beautiful earth.
Bob Uecker -- "Get up, Get up, Get outta here, Gone!!!!"
by Mitchell-Francis June 22, 2010
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