ultramatum 

An extreme ultimatum.

My girlfriend gave me an ultramatum. She told me I had to choose between her or my mother. Her extreme request was met with me asking for my house key back! Momma’s Boy for life!

ultramatum by Matum Mom January 10, 2021

ultimatum 

choosing between two things

she gave me an ultimatum

ultimatum by uitfbelwjbqld April 26, 2017

ultimatum 

1.a final statement of terms made by one party to another

2.a statement, especially in diplomatic negotiations, that expresses or implies the threat of serious penalties if the terms are not accepted

goerge bush's famous ultimatum to the american people "you're either with us, or you're a terrorist"

ultimatum by againststatusquo June 19, 2006

threesome ultimatum 

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.

I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.

threesome ultimatum by succulentboi August 17, 2004

ultimatum 

Ultimatum is a game played when a person is given a choice of multiple scenarios he/she would rather have happen, usually consisting of one painful option, one option involving a homosexual act, and one involving harm to a family member. The game is initiated by shouting "ULTIMATUM!!!" followed by describing the three scenarios from which the subject has to choose. Make sure that the person chosen to receive this "ultimatum" to will take it very seriously and will be highly offended by being forced to choose as this will add comedic affect to the selection. By following the traditional rules of giving a painful scenario, a gay one, and one involving harm to a family member, you are setting up the subject to choose the gay option. When he/she does so, it is appropriate to shout at them and say " YOU ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONES!". This will lead to a very depressed reaction from the victim of your ultimatum, providing entertainment to the rest of the sadistic group that beats up on this poor kid.

Bill: "Hey Tony, ULTIMATUM!!!!, would you rather smash your testicles with a jackhammer, have anal with your mailman, or kill your brother"

Tony: "O Cmon guys this is gay im not answerin this"

Bill: "Answer it or you're doin both!"

Tony: "Fine, the second one"

Bill: "YOU ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONES!!!"

ultimatum by tre smalls January 21, 2010

drunk ultimatum 

(noun)
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.

We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs

drunk ultimatum by Green Balls November 22, 2010

Ultimatum marriage 

A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage

This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.

Ultimatum marriage by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016