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ultramate 

adjective;

1: a clever combination of ultra and ultimate for those times you can't decide which is more appropriate.
2: to say something is ultra ultimate but in one word
Guy 1: "Hey bro, did you see Demetri Martin's Important things yesterday?"
Guy 2:"I missed it but i heard that it was ultramate!"
Guy 1:"Sure was! It was epic!"
ultramate by LordSemaj February 26, 2009
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Ultimate Team

Boy, I am so glad nobody else did this. Ultimate Team has ruined all of EA's sports games such as Madden, FIFA, and NBA Live. Ultimate Team features microtransactions, which means that probably lots of people are going to spend money on Ultimate Team. It worked. People are now grinding for hours , spending hundreds of dollars on this one game mode, just to competitive online. Seeing this mode vanish from their games would earn my heart to a boil. Fuck you EA.
Ultimate Team drove me off a cliff from insanity
Ultimate Team by Bonehead5000 April 24, 2020

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her. 

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

Ultimate Dilemma 

The state a person finds themselves in when they have diarrhea and have to throw up at the same time.
Ted had eaten a bad batch of clams which landed him in the bathroom, when he was faced with the "ultimate dilemma."

Does he get off the toilet and regurgitate in it, and take the chance on soiling himself from additional diarrhea, or does he try to reach for the bathtub while on the toilet, and chance throwing up all over his clothes?
Ultimate Dilemma by Kraegarth October 14, 2012

ultimate shit 

Something of the highest caliber. The best. Can be used in lieu of "the shit" when "the shit" just doesn't cut it. Made famous by the YouTube video "BAD ASS ULTIMATE Little Kid"
Das some ultimate shit right dere.
ultimate shit by sandstorm810 December 6, 2011

Ultimate Perk 

A magical place in Andover, Massachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of God's magnificent tits.
Bob: Hey what should we do today?
Jackmerius: Partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of God's magnificent tits?
Bob: Sooooo.... Ultimate Perk?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jackmerius: You mean the coffee place?
Bob: You large, foolish ass hat, it is so much more than just a coffee place. It is dreams. And that which breaks dreams. And souls. And that which births and which destroys souls. Come, Jackmerius, and I will lead you to salvation.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 

A video game released on the Nintendo Switch, with the words that will forever echo "EVERYONE IS HERE!"
A great game.
Hey did you hear about Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!? It's going to be so good!!
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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