ukage 

(v) to spew or shoot a load of cum upon the face of your beloved partner.

(n) the sperm that is ejaculated from the tip of the penis to the partner's smooth face.

joseph's dick rocketed an ukage upon the face of torah chang's hairy face

ukage by joseph Cheng June 6, 2007

ukase 

Ukase -- pronounced You-KAYS. From the Russian term, "ukas," of similar pronunciation, meaning a decree by the czar that had the force of law. In English, it means decree, or edict. Recently used by United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia in an anterview with New York Magazine.

Americans have a right to feel that way. They have a democratic right to do that, and if it is to change, it should change democratically, and not at the ukase of a Supreme Court.

ukase by Smellyhead October 8, 2013

Ukaleleinch 

When someone who plays the ukulele there dick becomes 1 inch scientifically proven

Woah he plays the ukalele he must be a ukaleleinch then

Ukaleleinch by The science man about inches April 16, 2021

Selective Usage

An object that only works when it wants to work

My Juul has selective usage man, it's old and I totally need to buy a new one.

Selective Usage by RainStick June 8, 2019

Upage 

Upage is a field hockey term which refers to the occasion when the ball in play rises above the maximum playable height limit. This height limit is dependent upon the level of play (middle school, high school, etc) as well as the eccentric interpretation of the on-field officials. "Upage" is never consistently applied and is often times used by an official to halt the down-field progress of the team they do not want to win. Upage is evidenced by the blowing of the whistle, stoppage of play and reversal of possession. As upage is often whimsical in it's application, and generally results in bewilderment of the players and fans alike, it is consistently used to "make up" for previous missed violations.

We were flying down the field, but were upaged. The game went into the crapper after that.

Upage by Wordmanster2 November 11, 2010

Mutual Usage 

When two or more people use each other for sex. It is considered ok, because all of the parties consent to being used and in turn use the other parties involved. There are no feelings involved in mutual usage; it's just for kicks.

I slept with Arnold last night, and he didn't call me today. It's ok, though. I was using him too. It was totally mutual usage!

Mutual Usage by Julesrules611 December 11, 2008

usage

The frustrating event of your significant other monopolizing the use of your possession or property that normally would be yours to use whenever you wish.

When your live in girlfriend uses your personal PC even though there is an extra functional computer in the house. "I had to check my e-mail from the basement PC, due to Rachel usage."

When the husband takes to watching the game on the small kitchen TV over the oven. "I missed out on the soap operas while I was cooking dinner due to Fred usage."

Your jobless and carless boyfriend keeps taking the car. "I'd love to meet you at the restaurant, but can't make it due to Craig usage."

When X uses Y. "I could have done Y, but could not due to X usage."

usage by Steve Berg July 4, 2007