ubernet

slang for internet, usually used in disgust

agh, my computer crashed, damn ubernet

by matt furlani October 7, 2003

Ubermetalgasm

The next level up from Metalgasm. The riff heard is so awesome, that your mortal ears and brain just couldn't stand the intensity, and your head just explodes from the strain.
First seen in Tenacious D Pick of Destiny

Headbanger 1 : Did you hear what happened to Bob.

Headbanger 2 : Yeah poor guy got an Ubermetalgasm while listening to Metal Meltdown and Enter Sandman simultaneously. His brains went everywhere!

by LordOfApathy October 15, 2009

Homo Ubernerdicus

taxonomical description of a Homo Nerdicus (or Common Nerd) that exhibits extreme levels of nerdhood; a highly advanced nerd.

Mark has managed to simultaneously read The War Nerd, comment on Cracked.com entries, vandalize Wikipedia articles, buy Hello Kitty underwear on eBay, write idiotic stories on his blog 'One Wang to Rule Them All', and formulate convoluted battle plans in World of Warcraft all while watching anime and masturbating to Japanese hentai magazines in his 'speical-ops war room' (i.e. parents' basement). Phone call for Homo Ubernerdicus.

by Dexippus December 23, 2009

Ubernut

An intense, third-eye-opening orgasm happening on every plane of existence except physical, triggered by a strong spiritual and/or emotional force overpowering you and causing unmatched pleasure.

Every time the Pirates theme song comes on I ubernut.

by glocksucker69 May 29, 2017

ubernerd

Indigenous to the greater Los Angeles area, the ubernerd often references binary code in day to day conversation, which is almost always deilivered via an application called Trillian.

He will often be found wrapped in dolce & gabanna textiles and/or dawning a tie no greater than 1.25 inches in width.

The ubernerd, although somewhat elusive, draws his income by coaxing millions of unsuspecting individuals in to providing him with personal information under the guise of free consumer electronics and evening wear.

"I met this guy at the club last night, but I'm pretty sure he's an ubernerd. He was wearing a $4,000 suit with an old pair of converse chuck taylors. When he gave me his email address he told me I could opt-out at any time"

by S. Buss May 25, 2006

Uberness

The german word, 'uber' given a suffix of hte english language '-ness'

Used to describe something that is far superir to all other things.

Through sheer uberness, the CTs pwned the Terrors.

by Muzzaman September 30, 2005

UberNut

The King of nuts! It's what you get if you combine all the ELITE nuts and seeds. Butters made from the UberNut are squirrel-approved superfoods - superior taste and nutrition! This stuff isn't your plain ol' peanut butter.

Why eat Peanut Butter when you could eat UberNut Butter?!

by OnlyTheGoodStuff February 15, 2021